Who needs a jersey when you’ve got this? Our Topless Cycling Jersey brings the bare-it-all vibe to the bike, complete with lifelike chest fuzz and a dash of dad-bod charm—because nothing says “serious cyclist” like showing off your “natural” aero. Pick light or dark tone for that just-right match, turning every group ride into a double-take comedy show. Spark grins at the coffee stop, baffle the peloton, and remind everyone life’s too short for boring kit. Ideal for riders who laugh at tan lines and pedal with zero F’s given. (Warning: May cause uncontrollable chuckles or awkward compliments—wear at your own hilarious risk.)
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Jersey Details
Regular fit.
Breathable material.
Front concealed zipper.
Three rear pockets.
Ventilated side mesh.
Internal silicone waist strip & soft silicone around sleeves.
Double-stitched fabric.
Free worldwide shipping on all orders. Kindly refer to the shipping tab for estimated delivery times.
Sizing
Please use the size chart. Sizes typically run smaller than usual.
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